{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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Myanmar competed at the 2016 Summer Paralympics in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, from 7 September to 18 September 2016.
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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Minaret College is the largest co-educational Islamic school in south-eastern Melbourne, Victoria, Australia founded by Mohamed Hassan. It was established in 1992 with 22 students on the grounds of a Noble Park mosque. As enrolment began to climb a new campus was established in Springvale. The school established a second campus in Officer in 2009. The school established a third campus in Doveton in 2021. While the school is independent, a majority of its funding (>80%) came from the Australian and the Victorian governments.
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